Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

astrodidact:

I don’t know which one of these I want the most….

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/193328279/green-galaxy-quilt-cover-galaxy-duvet

sex on that bed must be out of this world

When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

(via goddessgretchen)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

Oh baby, all I need is one more chance. Won’t you please let me back in your heart. Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go. But now since I see you in his arms.

pinkdisney:

slimegalaxy:

I just discovered the term “spectrumslide” as an alternative to the term “genderbend” and I REALLY think people should start using it and loving it as much as I do. It takes into account both the gender and sex spectrums, so not only is it not transphobic, it also is a lot more interesting and fun to experiment with.

omg I love this

poppunkmutants:

but have you considered:

  • strong females who don’t denounce femininity or being girly
  • strong females who are “like every other girl” bc why the hell not girls are rad
  • strong females who tear down the culture of girls hating on other girls
  • strong females who are proud to be feminists
  • strong females who support and acknowledge trans women
  • strong females who understand that being strong isn’t synonymous with manly or with “acting like a man”

ayameshiroi:

- S T A R E A T E R - Milky Way on the nose

pxnkabed:

mmm yeah the whole conversation about body shaming is an important one to have but have u considered: people with eating disorders are not the enemy

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

fuumakotaro:

why not heterosexual UNawareness month

pretend heterosexuals don’t exist for the WHOLE month

DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

Zoth XXIII
GF ♏ INFJ

besties:

zeburkiwi gay overlord

jamesycakepurinsesunuggerssugarpeas

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