petition to shoot all the spiders into space
what’re you going to do when bugs multiply to numbers we can’t control
shoot them into space
what will you do if the radiation in space turns the spiders into giant intelligent mutants who will come back to rule Earth?
shoot myself into space
hellooooo high five ghost damn
This is important
THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
my two-week long flash game project for animation is finished and up on my deviantart! play it here!
3 gender choices— male, female, and nonbinary! i tried to make the nonbinary option as gender-neutral as possible, so it could go towards either gender, be a combination of both, or neither depending on the clothing choices!
3 skin tones— because POC (like myself) are people too and are really cool! so that should be an option!
2 body types— one on the chubbier side and one on the skinnier side- because not everyone has the same body types!
even if you can’t play it, please reblog so others can check it out!
this is so cute I’m dying
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
girls do lesbians
periods are you kidding
like does he want the entire female race to apologise for menstruating
i’m sorry my gushing vagina and deathly cramps are affecting you in such a negative way
Pleaaaase tell it’s a parody video I can’t handle anymore stupidity
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
i actually had this conversation today
That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.
THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.